100+ “A Pro and a Con of Dating Me” – Bumble Answers

This is one of those Bumble prompts that lets you show your self-awareness and your humor. You can be playful, honest, charming, or all three at once.

I had a blast putting together this list—some answers are real, some are real funny!

Whether you're writing your own Bumble bio or helping a friend out, these answers give a little insight into your personality while keeping things light.

Here are 100+ ideas to mix, match, or steal for your profile.

Funny, Relatable, and Honest – The Good and the Bad

1. Pro: I’ll make you laugh every day. Con: Mostly at myself.
2. Pro: I always bring snacks. Con: I won’t share them.
3. Pro: I’ll text back fast. Con: Like, too fast.
4. Pro: I’m emotionally available. Con: So is my anxiety.
5. Pro: I remember the little things. Con: Even the ones you forgot.
6. Pro: I’ll support your dreams. Con: And overthink them with you.
7. Pro: I love deep talks. Con: Especially at 2 a.m.
8. Pro: I’ll plan fun dates. Con: I’ll cancel them to nap.
9. Pro: I’ll cook for you. Con: You’ll have to do the dishes.
10. Pro: I’ll always be honest. Con: Even when it’s awkward.

For the Hopeless (and Playful) Romantics

11. Pro: I believe in love. Con: I cry at cheesy movies.
12. Pro: I’ll write you cute notes. Con: I expect one back.
13. Pro: I’ll hold your hand in public. Con: Even when it’s sweaty.
14. Pro: I’ll make playlists for you. Con: They’re 8 hours long.
15. Pro: I’m obsessed with quality time. Con: Alone time? What’s that?
16. Pro: I give the best hugs. Con: I never want to let go.
17. Pro: I love big romantic gestures. Con: I set the bar high.
18. Pro: I’ll always show up. Con: Sometimes 10 minutes late.
19. Pro: I’ll talk about the future. Con: Like on the second date.
20. Pro: I love cuddles. Con: I’m also a blanket hog.

Pro-Level Humor with Self-Awareness

21. Pro: I’m hilarious. Con: According to me.
22. Pro: I’m a great texter. Con: In my head.
23. Pro: I know what I want. Con: Except when I don’t.
24. Pro: I’m spontaneous. Con: Until I need a nap.
25. Pro: I bring the fun. Con: And the drama.
26. Pro: I’m confident. Con: Until you don’t text back.
27. Pro: I’m a night owl. Con: Morning people scare me.
28. Pro: I’ll watch your shows. Con: And ask too many questions.
29. Pro: I’ll remember your birthday. Con: And make it a whole festival.
30. Pro: I love attention. Con: All of it.

Sweet and Deep Bumble Answers

31. Pro: I’m deeply loyal. Con: I expect the same.
32. Pro: I’ll be your biggest cheerleader. Con: I’m hard on myself.
33. Pro: I communicate clearly. Con: And often emotionally.
34. Pro: I’m great with families. Con: Mine will love you too much.
35. Pro: I love meaningful connections. Con: I don’t do small talk well.
36. Pro: I work on myself. Con: Constant self-growth mode = occasional spirals.
37. Pro: I give my all. Con: I feel deeply when it’s not returned.
38. Pro: I’ll listen without judgment. Con: But expect honesty in return.
39. Pro: I respect your space. Con: But also miss you fast.
40. Pro: I love hard. Con: And fall fast.

For the Confident Bumble Bios

41. Pro: I know my worth. Con: I don’t settle.
42. Pro: I go after what I want. Con: And expect you to too.
43. Pro: I take the lead. Con: Even when I shouldn’t.
44. Pro: I bring good energy. Con: And notice when it’s off.
45. Pro: I don’t play games. Con: I don’t tolerate them either.
46. Pro: I set high standards. Con: Starting with myself.
47. Pro: I’ll be your peace. Con: But I need the same.
48. Pro: I’m low drama. Con: Until I’m hungry.
49. Pro: I’ll challenge you to grow. Con: Because I’m growing too.
50. Pro: I love clarity. Con: Ghost me and you’ll be a story.

Goofy and Unapologetically Real

51. Pro: I’m fun at parties. Con: I’ll leave early.
52. Pro: I dance anywhere. Con: Including in traffic.
53. Pro: I’ll sing in the car. Con: Even off-key.
54. Pro: I love surprises. Con: But hate being surprised.
55. Pro: I say what’s on my mind. Con: Especially at the wrong time.
56. Pro: I laugh at everything. Con: Even when I shouldn’t.
57. Pro: I’m a great secret-keeper. Con: Except for TV spoilers.
58. Pro: I’ll dress up with you. Con: For literally no reason.
59. Pro: I give 100%. Con: Even to impulse decisions.
60. Pro: I’m full of ideas. Con: Finishing them? TBD.

The Chill But Honest Ones

61. Pro: I’m low maintenance. Con: But I overthink silence.
62. Pro: I’m easy to talk to. Con: But need time to open up.
63. Pro: I go with the flow. Con: Until it messes with my plan.
64. Pro: I don’t stress the small stuff. Con: Until I do.
65. Pro: I’m quiet at first. Con: Loud once I’m comfy.
66. Pro: I don’t argue. Con: I just disappear to cool off.
67. Pro: I’ll give you space. Con: I might spiral in it.
68. Pro: I stay calm. Con: But I bottle stuff sometimes.
69. Pro: I trust slow. Con: But love deeply.
70. Pro: I’m real chill. Con: Like maybe too chill.

For the Foodies, Gamers, and Couch Potatoes

71. Pro: I cook well. Con: I make a mess.
72. Pro: I’ll bring snacks. Con: Mostly for me.
73. Pro: I’ll binge shows with you. Con: Don’t skip ahead.
74. Pro: I love pizza nights. Con: But judge your toppings.
75. Pro: I’ll order dessert. Con: And eat yours too.
76. Pro: I’m into cozy nights. Con: Too much sometimes.
77. Pro: I game hard. Con: You’ll have to remind me to eat.
78. Pro: I love chill dates. Con: Like only chill dates.
79. Pro: I’ll watch sports with you. Con: If snacks are involved.
80. Pro: I’ll bake you brownies. Con: After I taste test half.

Unique, Weird, and 100% Memorable

81. Pro: I’m weird. Con: You’ll never forget me.
82. Pro: I talk to pets like people. Con: And expect you to join in.
83. Pro: I over-romanticize everything. Con: Including grocery runs.
84. Pro: I send voice notes. Con: With sound effects.
85. Pro: I name my plants. Con: And talk to them.
86. Pro: I’ll hype you up. Con: Like a sports commentator.
87. Pro: I love chaos. Con: In a cute way.
88. Pro: I’ll plan weird adventures. Con: Like haunted road trips.
89. Pro: I’ll make TikToks with you. Con: Bad ones.
90. Pro: I love drama. Con: Only on TV.

Bonus Round – Just for Fun

91. Pro: I’m fun to shop with. Con: Until I lose focus.
92. Pro: I’ll reply fast. Con: Then disappear mid-convo.
93. Pro: I smell amazing. Con: I will steal your hoodie.
94. Pro: I’m romantic. Con: I want good morning texts forever.
95. Pro: I remember weird facts. Con: And use them at the worst time.
96. Pro: I’m a great listener. Con: But sometimes zone out.
97. Pro: I’ll show up with snacks. Con: And emotional baggage.
98. Pro: I’ll compliment your outfit. Con: Then ask to borrow it.
99. Pro: I fall fast. Con: But I love for real.
100. Pro: I make love feel easy. Con: Except when Mercury’s in retrograde.
101. Pro: I’m unforgettable. Con: You’ll never know peace again (kidding… maybe).
102. Pro: I’m all in. Con: But I’m not for the weak-hearted.

It’s All About Being Real

Whether you’re charming, chaotic, or chill—own it. This prompt is meant to be fun, so don’t be afraid to show the good and the weird.

Dating is better when you're honest from the start.

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