100+ “Weirdest Gift I’ve Given or Received” – Hinge Answers

I’ve always believed gifts are about thought, not price.
But sometimes, the thought behind the gift is... confusing.
Here’s a list of the weirdest, funniest, and most random gifts people have given or received — perfect for your Hinge prompt!

Whether you're trying to be funny, quirky, or real on Hinge, this list has you covered.
Some are cute, some are creepy, and some will make you say “...why?”
Let’s dive in. (And yes, these are all real answers people could actually give.)

Weirdest Gifts I’ve Ever Received

1. A rock with googly eyes.
2. A jar of someone else’s baby teeth.
3. A slice of pizza in a gift box.
4. A potato with my face drawn on it.
5. A dead cactus.
6. A taxidermy squirrel in a superhero cape.
7. A half-used candle.
8. A banana... gift-wrapped.
9. A pet snail in a Tupperware.
10. Socks with my ex’s face on them.
11. A single earring (no explanation).
12. A bag of flour “for future cooking.”
13. A hand-knitted sweater for my cat (I don’t own a cat).
14. A framed selfie of the giver.
15. A coupon for one “free high five.”
16. A single glove.
17. A USB drive filled with goat memes.
18. A pinecone in a jewelry box.
19. A packet of ketchup.
20. An empty perfume bottle “because it smells like memories.”
21. A framed picture of their dog.
22. A homemade trophy that said “Best Human.”
23. A rock shaped like a heart (kind of).
24. A piece of toast.
25. A bag of buttons.
26. A Magic 8-ball with only one answer.
27. A drawing of me as a lizard.
28. A voodoo doll... of me.
29. A plastic spoon in a velvet pouch.
30. A rubber duck with glitter on it.

Weirdest Gifts I’ve Ever Given (Oops)

31. A potato that said “I’m rooting for you.”
32. A keychain that farts when you press it.
33. A fake lottery ticket (they didn’t laugh).
34. A giant pencil taller than a toddler.
35. A fish tank with no fish.
36. A haunted doll from eBay.
37. A toilet seat cover with their face on it.
38. A blanket that says “You’re average.”
39. A candle shaped like a toe.
40. A bag of glitter with “emotional support sparkles” written on it.
41. A picture of my dog dressed like them.
42. A 10-pack of toothbrushes.
43. A book titled “How Not to Suck at Life.”
44. A box of cereal with no cereal in it.
45. A framed text conversation.
46. A “World’s Okayest Person” mug.
47. A rubber chicken in a gift bag.
48. A jar of air “from our first date.”
49. A stress ball shaped like poop.
50. A mystery box filled with... more mystery boxes.
51. A broken snow globe.
52. A baby sock with a $5 bill in it.
53. A harmonica I never cleaned.
54. A candle with “smells like regret” written on it.
55. A single chopstick (not a pair).
56. A tiny hat that fits nothing.
57. A mug full of pennies.
58. A used pencil labeled “legendary.”
59. A t-shirt that says “Gift.”
60. A paperclip necklace.

Random, Funny, and Just... Why?

61. A bottle of “emotional support water.”
62. A snowball in a ziplock bag.
63. A calendar from 2007.
64. A tiny broom labeled “sweep away your problems.”
65. A used eraser with my name carved into it.
66. A napkin with a heartfelt note.
67. An empty picture frame “for future memories.”
68. A pizza cutter for someone who doesn’t eat pizza.
69. A random hotel room key (???)
70. A stress potato.
71. A feather with glitter.
72. A chunk of wood “because you seem grounded.”
73. A chicken nugget in a plastic ring box.
74. A key to nothing.
75. A flip phone (in 2023).
76. A broken laser pointer.
77. A singing birthday card... in Spanish (I don’t speak Spanish).
78. A fortune cookie with no fortune inside.
79. A Barbie leg.
80. A stress rock.
81. A pen that doesn’t write.
82. A napkin with a coffee stain smiley face.
83. A gift bag full of confetti and sadness.
84. A candle that smells like “laundry and regret.”
85. A band-aid in a jewelry box.
86. A water bottle with their ex’s name on it.
87. A remote control with no batteries.
88. A keychain shaped like a banana peel.
89. A birthday hat for dogs... I don’t own a dog.
90. A cardboard cutout of Shrek’s foot.
91. A whistle labeled “for emergencies only.”
92. A sock puppet named Greg.
93. A friendship bracelet... with their ex’s name.
94. A glow-in-the-dark spoon.
95. A box of tea bags labeled “emotional detox.”
96. A fly swatter that says “stay away from drama.”
97. A mirror with “reflect on your life” written on the back.
98. A banana-shaped phone case (I don’t even have that phone).
99. A pet rock in a mini bed.
100. A dog collar “for you, not a dog.”
101. A candle that smells like “first date nerves.”

What This Prompt Really Tells People

Weird gifts say a lot about your personality — your humor, your awkward past, and how fun you are.
Choosing a funny or cringe-worthy story shows you don’t take life too seriously.
And honestly, it's the perfect way to get a laugh or start a convo.

Pro Tips for Your Hinge Profile

• Use this prompt to show off your humor and weird side (the right people will love it).
• Be real, not polished — awkward = relatable.
• Pair your answer with a fun photo or goofy smile. Match made.

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