100+ “You Should Leave a Comment If” – Hinge Answers

Let’s be real: some Hinge prompts are just okay…
But “You should leave a comment if”?
It’s one of the best ones. Super fun, super flirty, and it practically invites someone to say something real.

This is your chance to add a little sass, humor, or depth to your profile. You can set the tone — goofy, chill, romantic, curious — all in one line.

So here are 100+ clever, sweet, and scroll-stopping answers that make people want to comment. Use them as-is or tweak them to match your vibe. 💛

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Funny & Flirty Hinge Answers

You should leave a comment if you know where my missing sock went.
You should leave a comment if you also think pineapple on pizza isn’t a crime.
You should leave a comment if you can out-pun me (good luck).
You should leave a comment if you're 6 feet... of personality.
You should leave a comment if you’re not afraid of bad karaoke.
You should leave a comment if you're funnier than your profile suggests.
You should leave a comment if you talk during movies (so we can debate).
You should leave a comment if you can teach me how to wink properly.
You should leave a comment if you're the reason group chats stay alive.
You should leave a comment if you’ve ever ordered dessert first.
You should leave a comment if you're fluent in sarcasm.
You should leave a comment if your toxic trait is sending memes at 2 AM.
You should leave a comment if you dance in elevators.
You should leave a comment if you know any dad jokes that actually land.
You should leave a comment if you’re cooler than my dog (doubtful).
You should leave a comment if you can beat me in Mario Kart.
You should leave a comment if you like long walks to the fridge.
You should leave a comment if your love language is snacks.
You should leave a comment if you're okay with losing board games to me.
You should leave a comment if you're chaotic good.

Music, Movies & Pop Culture Picks

You should leave a comment if you cried during the last 10 minutes of Coco.
You should leave a comment if you still think about Ross and Rachel.
You should leave a comment if you know what song I’m humming.
You should leave a comment if you make playlists for fun.
You should leave a comment if you know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
You should leave a comment if your Spotify Wrapped is a mess (same).
You should leave a comment if you prefer rom-coms over horror.
You should leave a comment if you know a hidden gem on Netflix.
You should leave a comment if you have a hot take on reality TV.
You should leave a comment if you’d watch a Marvel movie with me twice.

Real Talk & Deep Feels

You should leave a comment if you're not afraid of deep convos.
You should leave a comment if you believe in good energy.
You should leave a comment if you journal or want to start.
You should leave a comment if you’re the kind of person who hugs their friends tight.
You should leave a comment if kindness is your favorite quality.
You should leave a comment if you believe in slow mornings and honest talks.
You should leave a comment if you’re not just looking for someone—you're looking for your person.
You should leave a comment if you're okay being soft in a hard world.
You should leave a comment if therapy memes hit home.
You should leave a comment if vulnerability is not scary to you.

Foodies & Snack Lovers

You should leave a comment if you’d never skip brunch.
You should leave a comment if you know the best pizza place in town.
You should leave a comment if coffee is your love language.
You should leave a comment if your fridge is 90% sauces.
You should leave a comment if you’d try my experimental pasta recipe.
You should leave a comment if you eat dessert before dinner.
You should leave a comment if you judge people by their taco order.
You should leave a comment if you know what bubble tea flavor is elite.
You should leave a comment if you’re Team Waffles.
You should leave a comment if you can teach me to cook anything.

Travel Vibes

You should leave a comment if you’d get on a flight with 2 hours notice.
You should leave a comment if your dream destination has mountains and beaches.
You should leave a comment if you pack the night before every trip.
You should leave a comment if your camera roll is 80% sunsets.
You should leave a comment if you’ve got a crazy travel story.
You should leave a comment if you’ve ever gotten lost and loved it.
You should leave a comment if you’re passport-ready.
You should leave a comment if you love long drives with loud music.
You should leave a comment if you’ve ever cried at a view.
You should leave a comment if you believe in travel soulmates.

Quirky, Specific, and Random

You should leave a comment if you like the smell of new books.
You should leave a comment if you’ve ever cried during a commercial.
You should leave a comment if you have a name for your plants.
You should leave a comment if you still sleep with a fan on, no matter the weather.
You should leave a comment if you think aliens are real.
You should leave a comment if you’ve named your car.
You should leave a comment if you like folding laundry while watching shows.
You should leave a comment if you can whistle well (teach me).
You should leave a comment if your dream job is “professional cozy person.”
You should leave a comment if your vibe is “main character.”

Relationship Goals & Red Flags (Kinda)

You should leave a comment if you're looking for real, not perfect.
You should leave a comment if your green flag is emotional availability.
You should leave a comment if you believe love looks like friendship on fire.
You should leave a comment if your dating app pet peeve is bad grammar.
You should leave a comment if ghosting is your ick.
You should leave a comment if you believe in slow-burn love.
You should leave a comment if you want someone who listens and laughs.
You should leave a comment if loyalty matters more than looks.
You should leave a comment if you want a teammate, not a project.
You should leave a comment if “let’s grow together” sounds better than “let’s chill.”

Smart & Thoughtful

You should leave a comment if you're always curious.
You should leave a comment if podcasts > small talk.
You should leave a comment if you’ve ever said “I read this somewhere…”
You should leave a comment if you love random facts.
You should leave a comment if your screen time is 50% Google searches.
You should leave a comment if you're passionate about something weird.
You should leave a comment if you’ve got a favorite quote.
You should leave a comment if you remember dreams and write them down.
You should leave a comment if books are your escape.
You should leave a comment if you still use “Ctrl + S” after every sentence.

Bonus: Super Sweet Ones

You should leave a comment if you laugh at your own jokes.
You should leave a comment if you’re the kind of person who holds the door.
You should leave a comment if you always root for the underdog.
You should leave a comment if you love dogs and cats.
You should leave a comment if your friends call you “the therapist.”
You should leave a comment if your hugs fix everything.
You should leave a comment if you're someone who notices the little things.
You should leave a comment if you smile at strangers.
You should leave a comment if you cry during happy endings.
You should leave a comment if you just felt something reading this.
You should leave a comment if you made it this far… it’s fate. 😉

Why This Prompt Works So Well?

It’s open-ended, personal, and creates an invitation. It sets a tone while giving someone the exact excuse they need to start a conversation. Flirty, funny, deep — you can take it in any direction.

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